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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

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No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

iFixit Says Switch 2 Is Probably Still Drift Prone - WIRED

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Pedro Pascal, Ariana Grande and Dua Lipa Sign Open Letter Supporting Federal Funding for LGBTQ+ Youth Suicide Prevention - Variety

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

iOS 26 Adds Support for Transferring an eSIM to and From Android - MacRumors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

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